Oh man, is Eve ever gonna be pissed!
Okay, we're supposed to believe that the whole freakin' WORLD's been waiting for Apple's latest tablet/computer/e-reader gizmo...like, yawn, as if...and then, when it finally arrives it's called the--wait for it girls--
Which begs the question: is it possible there isn't a single WOMAN working at friggin' Apple? I mean come ON girls, you know you were all thinkin' the same damn thing when you heard what they called it--
The iPad...isn't that something made by Kotex?
How many HUNDREDS of people had to sign off on the creation and promotion of this product? The mind boggles. And considering that the most committed Mac-heads I know are women, sounds like Apple's hit a major homer on this one--that is, a HOMER SIMPSON!
Like, what a bonerhead decision!
And what about their ad agencies? Full of Mad MEN, I'm guessin'.
It'd be funny if it wasn't so frustratingly pathetic...oh, what the hell, let's not hold a grudge. I'll stick with funny...
The vjj jokes write themselves...and if you don't believe me, watch this:
Of course, there is one other explanation: REVENGE.
Like, maybe too many of Apple's women employees concussed themselves on that glass ceiling...so they got together in secret and decided to keep mum on this one...Well, if that's the case, enjoy it you vixens, and remember, as Julia Child used to say, revenge is a dish best served cold.
And, may I suggest, with a pinot grigio?
And Apple? You're gonna have to do a better Job next time--we're not that easily tempted.